soylafuriaroja said: Alright, austri-poo. I need to talk to. Its something very serious.

gentleman-of-the-ages:

soylafuriaroja:

gentleman-of-the-ages:

If its something serious you might not want to start the conversation with a name that certainly isn’t mine. 

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What are you doing making Isabeth call me in the middle of the night? Hm? 

She called you? Then I don’t need to waste my breath explaining myself. It was a mistake and that is all. 

Ah-Ah! No no. You need to explain yourself fully so I get your side of the story, por favor.

Or should I just assume that you called her mean names because you felt like it?



soylafuriaroja said: Isn't it a little warm to be wearing wooly clothing at this time of year? *pulls on hat*

captainthehero:

Dude stop *bats hands away* it is … its just…awkward

Awkward? Que? How? *tilts head and notices no hair poking out of said hat*

Ohh… did someone’s amigos play a funny prank on you si?





because-p1zza:

this calamari was sooo good ughhh i want some again




500sandwiches:

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Living in Spain during the late 70s with my Russian ex-boyfriend, Joan-Vladamir taught me many things. Don’t ask high-ranking Soviet officials how they got that scar. Don’t discuss Stalin at the dinner table. And when in doubt, drink.

Although we lived in València, we picked up drinking Kalimotxo from a group of young Basque dissidents we hosted over a summer. The mixture of Coca-Cola and less-than-premium but full-bodied Spanish wine may seem like a terrible idea but it’s actually pretty awesome (and can salvage that bottle of two-buck-Chuck you’ve been embarrassed to serve). Don’t judge.

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landoftulipsandorange:

"You can go fuck yourself!" Laurens yelled loudly. "What, you think you’re any better than them? You dragged me kicking and screaming to your home!" He shook his head at Spain. "Look at you, look at how easily you’ve lost your patience, your authority. You look alike nothing but a snivelling hound, desperately trying to cling on as the alpha. Wake up, Antonio. In this world, you’re merely a pawn. I don’t care how many pawns I lose to survive the game, whether it ends a victory or a stalemate. I think of my people; what do you think of yours?"

"My people?" He laughs a little, "I haven’t had to worry for my people in centuries." He straightened himself, a poise of pride alone to himself. "And you should reconsider your departure if it is your dear beloved people that you are worried for. My people have not felt fear of an invasion since the dawn of the reconquista. We have been strong together in a united force that now holds the responsibility not only for ourselves but for the people of other nations." He looked him up and down, "Last time I checked I was not speaking with the barbarians of the americas, do you really believe I have given reason for your people to despise spanish rule? You thrive. You have more imports and exports than you ever have at my hand. If you’re falling out with me over a little tax then be my guest and leave, open your city from my protection and welcome in war and invasion."

He reached for the handle of the door and closed it again. “You may sacrifice your pawn if you wish Laurens. The door is there any time you want to.” He crossed back to the other side of the room, stopping only once, “But the more pawns you lose the lesser a chance you will have in finding your queen at the other side. Take a moment to think about who your real allies are, si?”

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soylafuriaroja said: Alright, austri-poo. I need to talk to. Its something very serious.

gentleman-of-the-ages:

soylafuriaroja:

gentleman-of-the-ages:

If its something serious you might not want to start the conversation with a name that certainly isn’t mine. 

Oh! Si.

*firms his brow* 

I need to talk to you about a very serious subject. Ok? 

*Sighs* ok. Spit it out.

What are you doing making Isabeth call me in the middle of the night? Hm? 



soylafuriaroja said: Alfredo! You sure look busy, what're you up to?

captainthehero:

soylafuriaroja:

captainthehero:

Just gamin… no paperwork for me! I got mine all done! *grin* what about you bro?

Eh *shrugs*

It’s around it’ll probably get done later… there’s no rush. 

But if i do it then I won’t get any bitchin

*legit has to retrieve his phone so that he can urban dictionary/google translate that*

Oh! Well si, I guess… But it’s always easy to avoid them. Just go on holiday or something. It’s what I do.



soylafuriaroja said: Oiiiii Gilberto! You're not allowed to leave me on my own for too long you know? --!!!! What happened to your arms?

adlerlied:

Not gonna lie to you, Tony… Got bored and almost set myself on fire couple of days ago. But, forget it, let’s go and so something less… flammable.

*noises of concern*

Set yourself on fire?! What were you doing setting yourself on fire? I’ve heard people get attracted to flames sometimes but I really hope you’re not planning on making a habit out of this amigo…

Do something? Like what?